
1. A zebra was running down the highway and held up traffic.

2. I woke up on the front lawn of a house two blocks away from my home.

3. My cat got stuck in the toilet.

4. I couldn't eat breakfast.

5. I fell asleep in the car when I got to work.

6. I accidentally put superglue in my eye instead of contact lens solution.

7. I thought Halloween was a work holiday.

8. A hole in the roof caused rain to fall on the alarm clock and it didn't go off.

9. I was watching something on TV and really wanted to see the end.

10. I forgot that the company had changed locations.

11.tI got a hairbrush stuck in my hair.









